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Baby Hitlers for all! (Another Special Guest Blogger post)

16 Thursday Dec 2010

Posted by IfByYes in My Blag is on the Interwebs

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internet, search terms, special guest blogger

PH back for another kick at the can.

In the spirit of Christmas and humour, I will post a few more search terms that have lead people to this blag, with a decidedly Christmasy flavour.

“am i selfish or is my boyfriend a scrooge”

Could be one, could be the other. Does he want to buy your Christmas tree used on Boxing Day? Then he’s probably a Scrooge. Are you upset because he refused to have the butler flogged for using the wrong salad tongs? You’re probably being selfish. More details, please.

“accidentally took a sip of tequila while pregnant”

I know how you feel. I accidentally drank a whole bottle of tequila while Carol was pregnant. Babby turned out fine in our case, so you should be okay too.

“my husband thinks he’s perfect”

My ears are burning.

“how was scrooge kind”

There’s a book called A Christmas Carol that can really help elucidate that for you. It’s a short book. Go read it and see if it helps answer your question. I’ll wait.

“husband has been sleeping for 36 hours”

I envy that man with the combined envy-power of all the stars in the universe, if there were a way to convert nuclear fusion directly into envy.

“nova scotia scrooge like christmas”

Why is a Nova Scotia Scrooge different than a normal Scrooge? By definition, Scrooges, no matter their province of origin, should not like Christmas. Unless you meant “Nova Scotia Scrooge-like Christmas”, and if you did…well, someone should write a song with that title post-haste.

“you know it’s gonna be a bad day when”

………when WHAT? Don’t leave us hanging here!

“my baby cries when he is overtired”

They all do. The goal is to get them not to be overtired. If you figure out a way to achieve that goal, please email us immediately. We will pay you handsomely.

“hitler when he was a baby”

Very cute, but the moustache hinted at future evil.

“scrooge childhood how different”

Grok think Scrooge childhood VERY different! Him no happy because childhood bad! Make Scrooge mad! Make Grok mad! Grok smash!

“percentile penis size chart”

…I just…I…

oy.

I can’t believe she was this silly

16 Thursday Dec 2010

Posted by IfByYes in My Blag is on the Interwebs, Perfect Husband, Polls, Well, That's Just Stupid

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i love you dear please don't kill me, ph is mean, special guest blogger, viewer's choice

Hello all,

PH here.

So Carol left for the other side of the country yesterday to show off Babby to all and sundry, while I was relegated to stay home and keep making this “money” thing they continue to tell me is important. I figured that I, like everyone else, would have to go without reading her blog for a few weeks, which is a shame, since it’s one of my best insights into what she’s thinking about – what with me being away at work for most of the day, and when I get home, us not being able to hear each other over the wails of rage that emanate from all-wrathful Babby most every night. Add that to the fact that she probably wouldn’t want to log in to her blag on her mother’s computer, and that makes for a perfect recipe for no posts.

But then, as I was coming back home for my first night of re-bachelorhood in many a year, a thought occurred to me:

Carol hadn’t logged off her blag on her computer.

Heh.

Mweheheh.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[insert maniacal laughter over the next five minutes]

So. Now I have the keys. And the first stop will be the passenger’s choice! What would you like to learn about Carol? Any niggling little questions you want to know about her? Likes and dislikes? Further elaboration on previous posts from a different perspective? Embarrassing childhood stories or idiosyncrasies? Have your say in the comments!

Quick (yet important) update with special guest blogger

09 Thursday Sep 2010

Posted by IfByYes in How is Babby Formed?

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babby, birth, delivery, special guest blogger

PH here (and may I say, while I have my two seconds in the driver’s seat, that Carol is completely insane when choosing monikers. But I digress). Carol was hoping to post this update herself, but apparently when the hospital told us that they had wifi, they lied through their teeth. So you get me instead.

The update you’ve all been waiting for – New Babby has finally entered the world as of yesterday afternoon, 20 hours after the water broke and 51 hours from the beginning of the first gel treatment. Health okay, even though there were some hairy moments during the labour and delivery. All body parts there and accounted for.

I will save most of the details for Carol to share with you, since she has the gift of blagging, a talent I sorely lack. We will be in the hospital until at least tomorrow and possibly Saturday, so expect no further updates until then.

Thanks to all for the well-wishes, and regular blogging will resume within the next 48-72 hours, knock wood.

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