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our little secret

So I have discovered that dressing in the dark so as to not awake my husband tends to be what leads to that very special “bummed (inside) out” feeling.

So this morning I specifically looked for patterned underwear, which would only be patterned on the OUTSIDE.

Success.

Underwear, right side out.

It’s the small victories, really.

We need a word

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feelings, our little secret, underwear, words

…for that special kind of bummed-out that you get when you realize that you put your underwear on inside out this morning.

…Perfect Husband and I are working on it, but we are accepting suggestions.

Ow.

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food, our little secret

Indian food hurts almost as much going out as it does going in.

Dogs ≠ privacy

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dogs, life, our little secret

You know how sometimes you’re just sitting on the toilet, minding your own business… when a soft golden head lays itself lovingly in your lap and a mournful pair big brown eyes look adoringly up at you?

I have got to start shutting the bathroom door, even while home alone, when I have a retriever as a house guest.