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This is an Eyeball Bum-Bum. It’s way bigger than a grown up bum-bum. Grown up bum-bums are THIS big. But an Eyeball Bum-Bum is THIS! BIG!
The Eyeball Bum-Bum goes like “lakakargahs” and they fight eyeballs. They eat your eyeballs ALL UP.
That’s what they do.
12 Tuesday Nov 2013
Posted in From The Owlery
Owl: “Mommy, I’m a FIREMAN!”
Me: “Yeah you are!”
Owl: “I spray water on you. I have a ho.”
Me: “Hose, buddy. You have a hose.”
Owl: “No, firemen only have ONE ho!”
16 Saturday Feb 2013
Posted in Life and Love
Food seems to be a shared obsession in my house.
Not only do PH and I have food issues, but our dog and cat constantly act like they have never been fed, ever.
Inexplicably Loved Cat is possibly the worst offender. When he was 12 weeks old, he stole a hunk of gouda out of the fridge, took off with it down the hall, had the plastic wrap off of it and ate most of it before Perfect Husband chased him down.
He is particularly obsessed with carbs, especially corn based products. If you have a bag of Smart Food, you cannot get him off of your lap.
It’s totally bizarre, because cats are carnivores, who don’t even digest carbohydrates properly. It’s like a horse being obsessed with meat.
Anyway, Owl has learned that his food just isn’t safe if he leaves it unattended.
After a couple of traumatic incidents where he returned to his cereal bowl to find that the food had disappeared, Owl has become hypervigilant about the cat.
If he needs to go potty while eating, he spends the entire time worrying about his food.
“Kitty no eat my food!”
“I won’t let Kitty eat your food. He’s not even in the room.”
“NO EAT MY FOOD, KITTY!”
“Owl, honey, he’s not even here. Let’s go potty.”
While he’s peeing he will point warningly at the slumbering cat and said “YOU STAY! NO EAT MY FOOD!”
“He is asleep. He isn’t eating your food.”
“No eat my food. No! STAY ‘WAY!”
“He is UNCONSCIOUS. YOUR FOOD IS SAFE.”
Owl is under the assumption that our cat is a ravenous beast, willing to consume anything and everything. Much like Owl, in a way.
If Inexplicably Loved Cat sniffs ANYTHING, Owl will storm in saying “No, Kitty! No eat it!”
The cat has been warned off from eating Owl’s coat, Owl’s hat, Owl’s boots, THE COUCH, and even the TV remote control, which Owl felt was in such peril from the cat’s depredations that he personally chased the cat away from it.
Between the cat eating our electronics and the dog drinking Owl’s pee, apparently nothing is safe from the ravenous appetites of the inhabitants of this house.
It’s surprising we still have a roof over our head, really.
OM NOM NOM
12 Monday Mar 2012
Posted in Vids and Vlogs
31 Tuesday May 2011
Posted in Life's Little Moments, My Blag is on the Interwebs
Courtesy of Dana over at Reasoning With Vampires:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
To.
To Who?
To WHOM.
16 Saturday Apr 2011
Posted in How is Babby Formed?
We’re starting baby proofing this weekend, because Babby is starting to figure out how to wriggle forward. So far, it’s a matter of inches, but we feel that the end of stay-put baby days is nigh.
But in the meantime, I’ll continue to be amused by his repeated attempts to do the butterfly on dry land.
If By Yes 