“Carol.”
“What?”
“Carol, it hurts.”
“What does?”
“Carol, it says, “No, I prefer to referee – I like keeping them honest.””
“Okay…”
“Carol?”
“What?”
“BASEBALL HAS UMPIRES.”
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