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Parents like to think their kids are smart.

Then we have moments like this, which bring it all crashing down:

Owl *pointing at self*: “BABY!”

Me: “Yes, right now you’re a baby, but in a couple of weeks you’re going to be a little…”

Owl: “….BOY!”

Me: “That’s right! Because you’re going to be…”

*I hold out two fingers and smile knowingly at him*

Owl: “…APPLE!”