We tried to order-in ONCE. It went like this:
Me: “Hey, look! A flyer was slipped under our (unlocked) door for a local pizza place! Their prices are way better than most of the tourist traps around here.”
PH: “Yes, let’s order in tonight. Wow, 28 inch pizza. Let’s get that.”
*dials number for Flamingo Pizza*
Number is out of service.
*visits website for Flamingo Pizza*
Website is defunct.
*Googles Flamingo Pizza*
New website found.
*Attempt to order online.*
Flamingo Pizza doesn’t deliver to our area
PH: “So, they gave us a flyer with a bad number, a bad website, and they don’t even deliver to our area?”
Me: “Worst advertising ever.”
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More like “How not to run a business”.
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Yup, we’ve had some leaflets about takeout places too, where you think “but that’s like … they’re not going to deliver HERE, wtf?” What’s the point? Fliers cost money to produce, after all.