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We tried to order-in ONCE. It went like this:

Me: “Hey, look! A flyer was slipped under our (unlocked) door for a local pizza place! Their prices are way better than most of the tourist traps around here.”

PH: “Yes, let’s order in tonight. Wow, 28 inch pizza. Let’s get that.”

*dials number for Flamingo Pizza*

Number is out of service.

*visits website for Flamingo Pizza*

Website is defunct.

*Googles Flamingo Pizza*

New website found.

*Attempt to order online.*

Flamingo Pizza doesn’t deliver to our area

PH: “So, they gave us a flyer with a bad number, a bad website, and they don’t even deliver to our area?”

Me: “Worst advertising ever.”