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Remember cereal boxes when we were kids? They usually had cartoons, occasionally puzzles, and promises of prizes inside, like this:

Cereal boxes seem to have changed rather dramatically since the 1980s.

I was looking at the back of my cereal the other day and saw that it consisted of a single cartoon.

Let me take you through it…

Aw, he’s playing hide and seek, and there’s a kitty!

Aw, his friend was hiding behind the kitty.

That’s right, he just got incinerated and his ashes are ALL OVER HIS FRIEND’S FACE


Eat Cinnamon Corn Pops, kids! They long for the sweetness of death because they’ve witnessed too many atrocities perpetrated by murderous sphynx-like tabby cats.