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Remember cereal boxes when we were kids? They usually had cartoons, occasionally puzzles, and promises of prizes inside, like this:
Cereal boxes seem to have changed rather dramatically since the 1980s.
I was looking at the back of my cereal the other day and saw that it consisted of a single cartoon.
Let me take you through it…
Aw, he’s playing hide and seek, and there’s a kitty!
Aw, his friend was hiding behind the kitty.
That’s right, he just got incinerated and his ashes are ALL OVER HIS FRIEND’S FACE
Mmm!
Eat Cinnamon Corn Pops, kids! They long for the sweetness of death because they’ve witnessed too many atrocities perpetrated by murderous sphynx-like tabby cats.
DELICIOUS!
If By Yes 
That is brilliant. The fact that it is aimed at sugar cereal loving children just makes it that much more awesome.
The only thing that would have made it better, is if I had come up with it.
Thus proving sugar cereals warp the mind, of not only the people who ingest it, but the people who make it. Ew.
An excellent point well made!