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babies, child care, child development, cloth diapers, diapers, disposable diapers, health, toddlers
Our baby has no bum.
When rear ends were being handed out, Owl was at the back of the line, or possibly not even in the building. I sometimes wonder whether the reason he hovers in the 10th percentile is simply because other babies have bums.
Normally, we don’t really notice our child’s complete lack of buttocks. His cloth diapers are thick and bulky, and they hold his pants up very well, while also providing a nice cushion for landing on.
^artificial bum
But when we travel, and we put him in disposables, we REALLY NOTICE. First of all, when he topples over he is much more likely to cry, as there is very little padding to protect his wee tail bone. Secondly, his pants DON’T STAY ON.
It’s really quite ridiculous. We had to pin all of his pants at the waist to keep them on when we went home for Christmas, and my mother in law had to actually hem and alter the pants on his little suit that my mother gave him – it was a 12 month size and he was 15 months old but WE HAD TO ALTER HIS PANTS.
Altered pants: STILL TOO BIG
Even then, the pants didn’t stay on well.
When Owl is in disposables, even the pants that are normally too snug on him hang down until he looks like a little gangster.
Owl in disposables
There’s simply no way to keep them on, because he has no waist for them to hang on. His body tapers from the shoulders like a carrot.
and this is in a swim diaper, which is still pretty bulky
But we never considered that we might actually be causing his bum deficiency.
We were shown the error of our ways by the Helper Lady at Owl’s daycare.
I picked Owl up a couple of days ago and found him wearing a disposable diaper.
“Helper Lady put him in that, and I didn’t have the energy to argue with her,” said Daycare Lady. “She asked me to pass on a message to you, because her English isn’t good enough for her to explain it to you in person.”
“Oh?”
“She thinks that his cloth diapers are the cause of his diaper rash.”
“You mean the diaper rash that started when we tried using wet wipes on him, and that has been clearing up ever since we went back to cotton wipes and water?”
“Yes. It’s looking a lot better. Um, she also wanted me to tell you that she thinks that the cloth diapers are constricting his bottom, and that’s why it’s so small.”
“…what?”
“She thinks that they don’t breathe properly, and they are snug on him, and that’s keeping his bottom from growing as fast as his top part…”
Guess who has two thumbs and a corset on his bum? THIS BABY
“…REALLY?”
“You’re lucky she doesn’t speak English! She used to be a high school teacher! She’s very DEFINITE about her views!”
I brought Owl back to daycare in a cloth diaper the next day anyway, but if anyone knows a website where I can find information about the risks of disposable diapers or the benefits of cloth diapers in Farsi, I’d greatly appreciate it.
Meanwhile, I need to think about warning Happy Nappy about this unanticipated effect of their diapers on infant bum development.
Because apparently baby bums are like goldfish: they only grow if given a roomy enough container.
WHO KNEW?
If By Yes 