I’m going to present you with a series of photos of things that have been damaged or destroyed. Some were perpetrated by the dog. Others were perpetrated by the baby. Which is which?
Exhibit A - stain on the carpet
Exhibit B - chewed-up Baby Bels
Exhibit C - Decapitated sippy cup
Exhibit D - Damaged sofa
Exhibit E - Shredded L.M. Montgomery
Exhibit F - dented cheddar
Exhibit G - shredded Kleenex
Good luck! I’ll post the answers in a few days. Feel free to leave your choices, and your reasoning, in the comments!
Grace Goldragon said:
I remember telling a woman that I couldn’t leave my shoes out because my daughter would chew them. And she nodded, then did a double take and said, “did you just say your daughter, and not your dog?” And I was like, “I said daughter, and I don’t have a dog.”
The Girl has wrecked so much of my stuff! She’s *mostly* done with chewing…mostly. I have chairs in particular that she seems to have a vendetta against. She took a knife to them the day after I bought them, and they have teeth marks all along the backs of them. The Boy is not nearly as destructive. He reads books, he doesn’t eat them.
I take back all my votes. BD is too well behaved for such destruction. The baby did it ALL, didn’t he?
No, that wouldn’t be fair to trick you like that! SOME are the dog, although admittedly, at least one may have been perpetrated in puppyhood.
Grace Goldragon said:
Really? That knowledge would change my guess for the book. I picked baby, my reasoning being that you of all people would have trained BD not to chew books by NOW.
Yesterday our boys drew all over our recently painted walls with black marker pen. Looking at your pictures my task is just to guess which ones might have been the dog, because any of them could have been the baby…
This made me laugh. What a great post! And yes, they are destructive little beggars, aren’t they? Both canine and human kinds.
Wombat Central (@wombatcentral) said:
This is too much fun. I need to get that polling tool!
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