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My work broke up with me VIA EMAIL.

Found it in my inbox this morning. It was actually sent shortly before I left for work yesterday, so I was actually laid off but didn’t know it yet AS I WORKED.


Dear Carol,

You don’t work for us any more. We aren’t busy enough to justify employing you, and we don’t value you enough to keep you over someone else.

Love, Boss’s Wife

I was going to have to quit soon anyway, because my hours were getting less and less. But I still feel like a big useless ball of fail.