My work broke up with me VIA EMAIL.
Found it in my inbox this morning. It was actually sent shortly before I left for work yesterday, so I was actually laid off but didn’t know it yet AS I WORKED.
You don’t work for us any more. We aren’t busy enough to justify employing you, and we don’t value you enough to keep you over someone else.
Love, Boss’s Wife
I was going to have to quit soon anyway, because my hours were getting less and less. But I still feel like a big useless ball of fail.