Congratulations, Grace!

Yours were the 4th and 5th comments on my last post. That means you are doomed to receive something completely useless! That “Jesus H Murphy” did you in (oh, and FYI, apparently I have received 4,626 spam comments as well).

I’ll take some time to deliberate on what, exactly, might be useless enough to send. It will probably come from one of our many scary piles.

Ah, let’s be honest. My whole house is a scary pile.