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PH has been doing victory chicken dances all day.
Maybe I can convince him to keep me supplied in labour-saving devices if I promise to write to his parents regularly and have another baby.
This Is Why You Call Me Carol, Not PW
11 Friday Nov 2011
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Sooo…he’s doing the chicken dance because he has an inferior wife? If I were you, *I* would be doing the chicken dance. You’re clearly coming out ahead on this deal ;D
“Reacts with pleasure and delight at marital congress.” Bwahahahahaha!!!!
Plus, I am a terrible wife. I always insist on driving when Mr. G is along. ;P
We’re calling it “marital congress” from now on.
Where did you find this? It’s fantastic. And I agree with Grace that the victory is all yours. PH is clearly a sucker 🙂
A friend posted it on Facebook. If anyone else wants to fill it out, here’s a blank copy: http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6239/6309602116_f9f09aac25_o.jpg
And I’ve always known that I was coming out ahead in this marriage. Trouble is, now PH knows it too!
I got the exact same score as you! Chris got an 84.
Men suck. 😛
Yes, yes they do.
What made me laugh out loud is that men score 20 pts for making sure their wives have orgasms during marital congress, but only 10 pts for not cheating on their wives.
So… as long as momma’s satisfied, she won’t mind hubby getting a little somethin-somethin’ on the side?
Freakin’ awesome. I can’t wait until Hubs gets home tonight so we can do this quiz. I’ve always said he got the better bargain in this relationship and now there is a highly-scientific and empirical method to prove that. 😉
PH noticed that discrepancy as well.
I’d be interested in knowing how you and your Hubs do – I hope you do better than me!
OK, I was totally at a loss for today’s blog post so Hubs & I did this tonight (amid much hilarity, I might add). Thanks for the idea. 🙂
In the end I did pretty well – I scored a 51, so I am “average”. Hubs scored a 75. Damn science, letting me down again.
This is hilarious. Any ideas on the year of it?
1939, apparently. My father was 2.
Now I really, really want to start wearing red nail polish.
I think you should.
Do you think there’s something special you’re supposed to wear when you dress for breakfast? A breakfast suit or similar?
A morning gown? Like an evening gown, but trimmed in bacon? I think men would eat that up.
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You’re welcome!
That was not meant to be passive aggressive, although after I posted it I realized it read that way.
LOL. It’s ok. Hey, if you HAD A BLOG I totally would have given you linky credit. BUT NO.
^ only slightly passive aggressive :-p
Well. It’s tossing around in my head, the blog idea. Sadly, I know myself well enough to know that I would blog religiously for a month or so, then perhaps once a week…. then once a month…. until my blog faded, sad and unloved, into oblivion.
Mebbe! Although I suspect it may be the other way around – getting started is the tough part, because you’re all like “what do I say?” and then when you do say it, there’s no one there to notice.
But as readership builds, it gets increasingly reinforcing to make a post and see the comments arrive!
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