We love America.
We just don’t want to live there.
Some Eastern friends of ours went to the States on vacation last summer and were shocked at how cheap everything is.
I had to try and explain about how other costs of living (like health care – man, reading about @grammargeek’s hospital bills was just shocking for me. I can’t imagine trying to decide between my health and child… and financial solvency) balance things out.
We pay a little more for groceries, but we pay way less in health care. I’m not complaining.
But in any case, stuff is really, really cheap in America.
We Vancouverites are used to it, however, because we treat the States like our personal shopping mall.
For those of you who live in America:
Did you know that you have stuff for REALLY FRIGGING CHEAP?
Like gas. My gawd.
It makes no sense to me, because WE are the ones with oil. We rival the Middle East for oil production and yet, for some reason, we pay $1.36 a litre, which works out to 5 bucks a gallon. And then we cross the border and see your gas prices, and it’s like: WHOA.
We seriously contemplated buying a Jerrycan just so we could buy MOAR GASOHOL.
And groceries? Wow. I don’t know if it’s the way Americans seem to be in love with everying bulk, or what, but dang some things are cheap.
Like chicken. Chicken is frigging expensive up here, so we stock up on a LOT of chicken when we go to the states. And cheese. Man, we love to buy your cheap cheese.
But the ultimate in U.S. shopping experiences was going to Cost Co in the States with some friends who have a membership.
We drove down together and let Owl, who is a natural born U.S. citizen, although neither he nor the U.S. are aware of it yet, explore his native soil.
SHOW ME THE SHOPPING
One thing we have found about shopping in the states is that you can get most things in bulk – cheese, meat, waffles, margarine… except for vegetables.
You want 2 lbs of butter? Sure. But 2 lbs of frozen beans? Not in the cards for us. Oh well. We have fruits and vegetables back home, and we’re not supposed to bring them across the border anyway.
On the other hand, you do get WTF products like this: 
That’s right. Pancakes and Sausages. ONNA STICK. And they”re artificial blueberry flavoured. If that isn’t a product that sells itself, well…
I was also awed and disturbed by the gun display IN WALMART. I mean, dang, it wasn’t just like a couple of .22 hunting rifles. They were massive, black, gleaming, deadly looking things. To someone like me who NEVER sees actual guns except maybe on the hip of a police officer, it was truly bizarre.
I didn’t take a photo of the murder-weapon display because I thought that would look suspicious, but I did have to take a photo of this:
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
…Then we went on to Cost Co where we got 5 pounds of cheese, pre-grated, 20 pounds of chicken, and a lifetime supply of waffles.
We also bought, like, 15 bottles of pop, and we got ALL the pasta sauce. America has no more. It’s all in our pantry.
Owl, can you say "consumerism"?
Good boy!
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They have displays of Daisy air rifles at Wal-Mart here, too, you know. 😉
Really? I’ve never seen them. I mean, I know they sell them up here, but I don’t usually see a whole wall of BB guns when out shopping.
Yup, they’re in the camping goods section. Daisy air rifles, .22 caliber rifles, and lots of ammo. The cases are all locked, but they’re there. At least, they are here on the east coast… I want you to look in your Wal-Mart now. I’m curious to see if this is a regional thing.
Canadian Tire carries guns & ammo, too. Again in the camping goods section.
Our CostCo has tons of bulk veg… must be because Texans love healthy eating…
I will admit that if we were determined to buy bulk veg, Cost Co would probably be the place. Our observations over the everything-huge-except-veg were mostly at Cost Cutter.
Sam’s Club (the Wal-Mart version of Costco) has bulk vegetables. But I still can’t wait to move to Canada. (Vancouver is top of the list, so stay put, okay?)
Would LOVE it if you came out here, but I warn you – it’s pricey!
How is it possible that GUNS are made by DAISY?
It’s the exact same air gun as in A Christmas Story – 50 years later…
Wow – just loved the sausage and pancake with artificial blueberry flavour! 🙂
I too treat the US as shopping mall – Norway is very very expensive (but like you, we don’t get huge healthcare bills, it’s all payed for by our taxes…), and luckily I have family in the US… one of my favourite passtimes is to go online to places like target and wallmart and just look at all the cheap stuff – and then place orders for my family so they do not have to come across here with empty suitcases 🙂
😀
I remember how, when we lived in the Caribbean, my uncle showed up for Christmas with a suitcase full of Robin Hood flour, maple syrup, and turnips – all requested by my mother.
Sams Club has bulk frozen veggies! I know this because they are the whole green beans, and like Owl, I EATZ THEM!
Excellent – that explains why we couldn’t find them in Walmart Original.
Not only is stuff dirt cheap already, but then they have that awesome couponing system on top of it. Maaaannnn! I’m jealous of that!
Enjoy all of America’s pasta sauce!
WITH THE 5 LBS OF CHEESE
It’s true. Every article I’ve read about “saving with coupons” has been written in the states. Those “double coupon” days and coupons for produce intrigue me greatly. I usually only ever see coupons (not to be combined with other offers) for crappy “food” that I wouldn’t be buying anyway.
I think you have to know where to look. There’s a lot of couponing in Vancouver, and my friend Pug Mama is a definite coupon queen. She once gave me a 100 dollar gift certificate to an expensive baby store – a coupon that cost her only $40.
I was at my kids’ school one day and saw a girl walk by with something for breakfast that looked like a corn dog. Good gravy, it was something like that Jimmy Dean abomination you have pictured there.
I love me some Costco, but we don’t have one near us. We do have a BJ’s membership, but you really have to know your pricing to figure out if buying a metric ton of BJ’s brand t.p. is really saving you money. 😉
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