If sparkling is such a problem, why don’t the vampires just wear some foundation?
PROBLEM SOLVED.
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Apropos of nothing, Meyer still sucks
06 Tuesday Sep 2011
Posted in TwiBashing
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Ha ha!! You’d think the Volturi would be more concerned with coming up with a cover story to explain the fact that dozens of tourists mysteriously disappear from their city every year as a result of a vampire feeding frenzy. How is that inconspicuous? But no, sparkly teenagers are more of a threat. I forgot how bad those books are, although I confess to enjoying them while I was reading them. Thanks for saving me from the impulse to take another look.
Yes, especially since they EAT entire tour groups!
Dang straight! 😀
Amen! Good point!!
I’m with the comment on that link that says they would assume a sparkly teenager is just wearing body glitter. Lame.