So, the world ends tomorrow. How do you feel about that?
Having seen billboards advertising the end of the world, PH and I went to the advertised website and spent an hour baffling over this man’s theology. As far as we can tell, he has unsuccessfully predicted the end of the world several times before, and seems to be doing well financially off of it.
We’ll give him this, though: apparently all of his investments are short-term ones.
Anyway, borrowing the question from Catfish, IF this were the end of the world tomorrow, what would you want to be doing tonight?
No point in spending it repenting, since this guy says God has already picked his chosen few for salvation.
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Let’s see. I would get on a plane & take the kids to Disney World. Once they went peacefully to sleep in the hotel room after a nutritious supper of chocolate ice cream and unlimited cheeseburgers, I would sit on the balcony in the nude watching the looting below while I smoked and smoked and smoked (yes, it’s a horrible & unhealthy habit, but I still miss it). I would drink Pomtinis until I tipped over and play “It’s The End of the World As We Know It” on a continuous loop.
beautiful scene… can i join, and bring my lot too?
the only thing i might change is the smoking, maybe i would smoke pot instead, cigarettes make me gag:)
Me too, only I’ll sit away from your smoke and instead chow down on poutine and pepsi in pyjamas
You should totally post this on DoCo!
I’m way too preoccupied with the idea that this guy is a complete and total moron that I can’t think of anything. Really, how is it even possible that the world would end before the Canucks win a Cup. Seriously?!
And then my next thought is sex. Seriously. Apparently I become a 15 year old boy when the world ends. Hockey and sex.
Maybe I will!
I just read this article that basically states none of his employees believe it. Cray-cray http://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/May-21-End-of-the-World-cnnm-66185956.html
Well, honestly, who would? His whole theology baffles me. God chose the people to be saved at the beginning of the world, so you were chosen or rejected before you were even born. What’s the point in living, then? Why is God such a douche?
I’d be at home with my husband and kids. Wait. That’s what I did do. 🙂
I’d definitely want my husband and Babby with me. And pancakes.