Guys, I have officially hit rock bottom in the kitchen-fail department. I have spent the last five minutes waiting for a pot of water to boil.
Realization: The stove is not on.
Realization: The pot is the same goddamn pot that I blackened by boiling it dry when I was pregnant.
I CAN’T EVEN BOIL WATER.
Past Kitchen-Fails Include But Are Not Limited To: