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Guys, I have officially hit rock bottom in the kitchen-fail department. I have spent the last five minutes waiting for a pot of water to boil.
Realization: The stove is not on.
Realization: The pot is the same goddamn pot that I blackened by boiling it dry when I was pregnant.
I CAN’T EVEN BOIL WATER.
Past Kitchen-Fails Include But Are Not Limited To:
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Somebody wonderful once told me that “we all have to be bad at something to keep us humble.”
So, there you go 😛
You do make an excellent turkey dinner, however, so I don’t really know what you are going on about.
Excellent point for my cognitive behaviour therapy!
Maybe I just can’t do simple things – it’s go big or go home, for me.
How about getting an electric kettle instead? They’re a lot quicker and are generally considered fool-proof! 😉
Gotta cook the pasta somehow!
Hey, that’s better than turning on the WRONG burner and walking away, only to return to find that whatever plastic or paper you’ve left on the wrong burner is now in flames. Or turned on the oven to preheat, and had to buy a whole new stove because you left a plastic cake pan cover in there so you could hide it instead of washing it and it melted all over everything and filled your house with toxic fumes.
Ooh, yeah, I should try not to do that.
Haha! Something that I have done too. I was blaming it on pregnancy brain but now that both kids are eating solid food I just blame it on motherhood (after that I fall back on my blonde hair). 🙂
I blame it on the fact that I’ve been missing my DHA supplements lately.
Better to have the stove not on at all than to do what I do, which is turn on the wrong burner and have something meltable (is that a word?) on the burner I accidentally turned on. I never realize it until I smell said item burning/melting. Go me.
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