“Carol.”
“What?”
“Carol, it hurts.”
“What does?”
“Carol, it says, “No, I prefer to referee – I like keeping them honest.””
“Okay…”
“Carol?”
“What?”
“BASEBALL HAS UMPIRES.”
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lol Steve would NEVER attempt to read that!
PH picks up whatever book is lying in front of him, instead of picking up one book and reading it to the end like a normal mortal. It means that he finishes one book for every ten that I finish, but that he always has ten on the go.
Did he really read the whole thing?
He reads a couple of pages at a time, then stops because it hurts. After the umpire thing, he described the book as “more painful than that time when I was a kid and I broke my arm.”
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