On Perfect Husband’s Birthday, in text messages:

Me: “Happy Birthday! I love you so much.”

PH: “I love you even more.”

Me: “But I love you so much, that since it’s your birthday, I haven’t eaten your KitKat while you’ve been at work.”

PH: “Wow. That’s LOVE.”

Singing along to “Two Princes” in the car, we bellow:

“One, two, princes kneel before you!

That’s what I said now!

Princes! Princes who adore you!

Just go ahead now!

One has diamonds in his pockets!

That’s some bread now!

This one said he wants to buy you rockets!”

… *pause and exchange of glances*

In unison: “THE ROCKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!”

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