Don’t you love those moments when you join your husband on the bed for a quick hug, and end up lying there for half an hour talking and giggling over stupid stuff? My husband keeps a list of some of the ridiculous things I say, and last night he got two more to add to the list:

Me: “I think your sweat must be just the right amount of related and not-related to me”


Me: “Would you kiss my rash for me?” (awkward pause) “KISS IT!”

Look, they made sense in context, okay??

I won’t even tell you some of the other things he has on that list from previous episodes. I swear, I do not even remember saying such things.