I have been instructed to say the following:

My worries were completely unfounded and everything went fine. I was not fired, we did not end running out of money, and will not have to go live in the poor house. I tormented myself completely unnecessarily for a good 24 hours. I never should have been so anxious.

In other news, I dreamed this morning that I had a little girl. This is significant only because it is the first time IN MY LIFE that I have ever dreamed that I had a daughter. All of my pregnancy/baby/child dreams I have ever had involved having a boy. This is probably a chicken-or-egg reaction to the fact that despite my preference for a boy, and all the dreams I have had over the past decade, I have a nagging suspicion that I am carrying a little girl.

Hopefully the ultrasound will be able to confirm/refute this belief. I have a 50% chance of being right.

EDIT: Perfect Husband wants me to tell you all that he did NOT tell me to say anything as self critical as “I never should have been so anxious.”