The big plus sign on the first test was too ambiguous for me. Clearly there was something wrong with it.

The words “pregnant” on the fancy digital indicator seemed a little harder to misinterpret.

I haven’t had a period for seven weeks.

Perfect Husband swears my breasts are larger.

I’m sleeping a lot.

My doctor claimed she could “feel” my uterus.

What do you suppose all of this means?