I’ve had my million dollar idea.
A dog book, called “A Dog’s Guide to Humans”.
I’m also considering “Humans for Doggies” but I’m afraid it’ll infringe on trademarks.
A dog training book, but tongue in cheek written TO the dog, explaining how to exploit the owner.
Yes?
If By Yes 
Ok so that vote was supposed to be 5 stars, but I suck :). I love the idea!
Yes
***** DO IT!!!!
BRILLIANT! Absolutely brilliant! Do it, do it, do it. I’d buy a copy. I’d buy three.
Do you guys think it would be better if it were explaining to a dog how to be bad, despite your owner, or explaining how to be good, despite your owner? Or both?