So, after sitting on the market for 60 days, this place suddenly became popular. Someone else put in an offer too. Of course, we didn’t know what the offer was, so we upped ours to our maximum, just in case. Theirs must still have been better, because the seller went with the other offer.
Back to the drawing board!
Luckily my Perfect Husband has been feeding me almost non-stop carbs to alleviate my stress (and consequently his) and I’m disappointed, but philosophical about it.